He’s got confidence on the course akin to Rock of Ages’ Stacee Jaxx, the drive of Happy Gilmore and the boyish charm of a genuine Southern gentleman – his name is Dustin Johnson and he will replace the receding icon formerly known as Tiger Woods. Since turning pro, Johnson’s career has been full of wide …
Tag Archive: Tiger Woods
Apr
10
Birdies Chirping Loudly at Augusta
Day. Scott. La Tigre. Team McIlroy. Choi. Cabrera. Schwartzel. Too many frames for a pile of green threads to tell who will fit the best, just yet. With the fiercest leader we’ve seen come a Finals Sunday, our beloved fluffy-haired Irishman went from first to seventh in only one hole. We also saw the eye …
Feb
17
AP Quick Hits:
-Miguel Cabrera was doing well as a sober man. Until he was arrested in Florida on Wednesday. He took a swig of scotch directly from the bottle, in front of the cop who approached him. Will someone get this dude to rehab already? Where’s Lindsay Lohan? -Earnhardt Jr. is starting in the back on Sunday, …
Jan
28
Tiger Spends a Relaxing Day at the Beach
The former undisputed heavyweight champion of golf balls had a roller coaster ride today at Torrey Pines. Adores-hanky-panky-on-sleeping-pills, also known as Tiger Woods, admitted he had to grind it out on the course by inching his way back onto the leader board after blowing a strong lead. When it was all said and done, Woods …








